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Post by DM Kiado on Jan 18, 2016 18:51:55 GMT
Let's say you lived in some crazy fantasy world, and lets say in that fantasy world it's dm_mainprize birthday. How would your world celebrate his birthday? |
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Post by whipstache on Jan 18, 2016 19:37:15 GMT
Let's say you lived in some crazy fantasy world, and lets say in that fantasy world it's dm_mainprize birthday. How would your world celebrate his birthday? I'd have my binicorn open a keg of the finest mead in all the land. Cheers, mainprize! |
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Post by joatmoniac on Jan 18, 2016 20:07:45 GMT
He would undoubtedly have to have feats of beard strength at his gathering! Eating contests, and arm wrestling, and pronunciation battles of all his crazy words!
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Post by dm_mainprize on Jan 18, 2016 20:10:49 GMT
Awesome, thanks for all the birthday wishes! cant wait to read al your fantastic and shiny ideas for how to celebrate.
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Post by DM Mitch on Jan 18, 2016 20:16:03 GMT
Dwarf-Only Rave Party with Mainprize as guest of honor.
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Post by friartook on Jan 18, 2016 20:16:09 GMT
Hammer throwing contests all day long.
Oh, and as a gift, one of those mini-Unicorns from that one commercial. You know, the ones that poop delicious rainbow ice cream.
Happy Birthday to the #1 beard of the Blockheads! If Joatmoniac is the Gnome behind the scenes making the Block happen, you are its hammer-wielding Dwarven vanguard!
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Post by DM Kiado on Jan 18, 2016 22:00:13 GMT
I am seeing scantly clad Elven ladies marveling at a man that can grow so much facial hair, as they look at their pretty faced lads they arrived with. As they run their fingers through that fine mane, a troupe of dwarf fire jugglers come in. Then things get real crazy when the Minotaur ladies show up, but we will leave that as a story for another time.
Happy Birthday!
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Post by DM Chris on Jan 18, 2016 22:57:00 GMT
I would train a Gibbering Mouther to sing Happy Birthday is as many languages as mouths it had. Or if they aren't intelligent enough I would simply get it to sing happy birthday in Common.
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Post by Samuel Wise on Jan 18, 2016 23:07:05 GMT
I'd throw a party at the nearest tavern:have a nice tavern brawl, and, right before you blow out the candles on your mimic cake, I'd nuke the tavern. Happy Birthday Mainprize!  |
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Post by DMForeclosure on Jan 19, 2016 3:00:18 GMT
Spellcake! Each slice a different enchantment! How could you get more fun than one bite accidentally summoning a chorus of dryads, another turning half the party invisible, and still more conjuring a Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion atop the already packed tavern?
Happy birthday and may the dice be ever in your favor!
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Post by ino on Jan 19, 2016 6:27:31 GMT
It is rumored on this day, the fabled dancing beer fountains fill with golden dwarven ale, spewing frothy geysers high into the air! The ale is delectable, endless, never flat, and always cold! The beer will bless any dwarf who drinks it good fortune for a year. Cheers to the hero, dm mainprize, and his mighty beard!
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Post by catcharlie on Jan 19, 2016 8:35:17 GMT
a troupe of dwarf fire jugglers come in I hope they don't clash with my Fire Elementals juggling Dwarfs! Happy Birthday DM Mainprize! |
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Post by lasersniper on Jan 19, 2016 14:49:24 GMT
The unlimited phantasmal buffet! Every bite gives you the texture, taste, and smell of whatever food you decide to eat, but once it hits your stomach it disappears. Be the glutton you always knew you were without the consequences, and let the feast never end!
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Post by frohtastic on Jan 19, 2016 21:35:03 GMT
a bit late to the party.
But gratulerer med dagen. (happy birthday)
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Post by arnil on Feb 2, 2016 21:36:40 GMT
At dawn we slaughter 30 goats born on full Moons, 15 Foals born on an eclipse, and 7 and a half slaves from our foreign conquests born on Tuesdays. After this will follow 72 hours of feasting upon the traditional meal of spiced potatoes. Happy birthday! We Whisper in a single chant slowly raising our voices until the walls shake. Then, only then, is cake served.
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