From the podcast
DM-Nastics Segment #29, but forgot to add to the forums
Loriny - the half elf dropout of the magical school who has a beard because of a magical mishap. Her beard is orange in hue to further enhance the magical nature of the mishap. She dumpster dives outside of the magical school to try and find the failed items and tries to fix them. Even though she "fixes" them they aren't always that great. She is a major sweetheart, but is actually half drow. She covers this up by saying it was also a magical mishap that changed the color of her skin.
Items created on the podcast:Potion of kind of invisible - it has a tendency to only make half of the body invisible, or just the skin disappears. This is great for intimidating, not so much for hiding.
Potion of heal emotional wounds - helps to talk down the bbeg because their issues are more resolved, or help a player move on from terrible things.
Ring of "I could eat." - you will never starve, but it doesn't satiate hunger. whenever asked if you are hungry, or any version of that question, you are forced to impulsively answer with "I could eat." and shrug your shoulders.
Ring of extend finger - random finger grows 1d4 inches every round once worn, and is permanent even when taken off.
Wand of create wand - has a single charge and creates a wand of create wand with a single charge
Wand of disarming - arm pops off and you are completely fine and it can still move it around
Wand of teleport cat - brings a cat forth from the plane of cats to your location
Items from Twitter and the awesome hashtag #badshopkeeperitemsDagger of healing. Heals 1d4 damage. Must deal damage to target to invoke healing. - @tehbug
Water walking shoes that only keep your head half way above water. - @tehbug
A torch that emits pure white light that never goes out. Every ten mins it strobes like a rave for two minutes. - @hastings_nate
A belt that grants the wearer ±2 charisma but causes your pants to fall down when you make eye contact with a woman. - @hastings_nate
Quill that summons a flock of angry chickens if you write your own name. - @tehbug
A flying carpet that unravels as you fly. Can only go a short distance then it's gone. - @hastings_nate
Boots of fire resistance. Catchs fire when the user would take fire damage. Boots are always smoking, even under water. - @tehbug
Tankard of ale which changes user's spoken and understood language to different random languages while user is drunk. - @tehbug
Beer mug that makes you shorter the drunker you are. - @tehbug
Cursed Rock which always returns to the last pocket it was placed in. - @tehbug
A everburning flame lantern, except the inside of the glass keeps getting blackened so has to be cleaned every hour. - @therustyquill
A set of divining cards whose readings are applicable to the person standing 20ft away rather than the questioner. - @therustyquill
A bag of infinite rations that all expired yesterday. - @joefreeny
Boots of sneaking; the quieter the character tries to move, the louder the boots yell 'SNEAKING!' - @jmperkins
Bag of Holding. A bag that when opened begins singing "Keep Holding On" by Avril Lavigne. - @dm_Mitch
A pair of handcuffs that somehow always cuff one arm of the player to the person they are trying to secure. - @hastings_nate
A potion when consumed makes you understand any language but will not stop babbling in various languages until damaged. - @hastings_nate
A Potion of Bad Insight giving a player really vivid incredibly false visions of the future when hearing a trigger word. - @hastings_nate
First aid kit which only contains tiny bandages. - @tehbug
Murphy's Boots, bring misfortune to those who wear it. If something can go wrong, it will go wrong. -
maiyrcordeth Well there it is in all its crazy glory!
