Episode 123: Are DM's the Best/Worst players?
Jun 2, 2017 15:41:42 GMT
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Post by DM Exitium on Jun 2, 2017 15:41:42 GMT
This episodes meat was short, sweet and to the point. In many cases, it's a lot of what us as DM's need to hear when the table is flipped and you're on the other side of the screen.
Major points contributing to DM being the worst player:
- Players look to you for rules lawyering, not the DM of the current session.
- You play the spotlight hog/leader of the PC's without them really appointing you to that position. Default, go to a support/healing class unless the group asks you to do otherwise.
- You outrightly disagree with a homebrew rule of your current DM or frequently blurt out things like "well that's not how we do it at my table..."
Major points that make DMs the Best player:
- DM is busy with RP'ing story with another player, but yet another player has a rules question. You can help them find their rules for their ability/feat/class/spell while the DM is busy actually propelling the story with other PC's.
- You appreciate how much time goes into writing story, try to come with a character backstory and invest yourself in the DM's story as you would hope your players would for your games.
- Don't be a hypocrite. If you don't like people playing on their phones at your table, don't be that guy at someone else's table. Lead by example, and be the player that you wished your players were. Then new players and less serious players might follow your lead and get more into the game.
Also, here are the lyrics to "Well-rounded DM" a DM Exitium Starboy remix.
Are your players in the worst mood? ah
Go to iTunes, hit the DM’s, block
They’ve got advice for you, too ah
To make your homebrew, pop!
Got amazing guests too, ah
Binge the whole show in a week too, yah
Then check them out on Patreon
Block Party Network needs you, ah
Maps so empty need a center-sea
Twenty sided die sitting next to me
Getting ideas from the D-M-B
Then my map is done, you gotta join this Block Party
We’re talking money, need a hearing aid?
Patreon is where you donate
Switch up my style, play a new game
These tips apply to any system!
Look what you've done
I’m a well rounded DM
5 stars! # 1!
Thanks Mitch, Neal and Ian
Every day lifting in the gym, ah
DMnastics, Mainprize test me, ah
Stop all those dirty sheetpeekers, ah
Pockets overweight, gettin' thefty, ah
Foodmage is getting things sloppy, ah
I Come alive when its DM time,
No competition, you gotta really listen
I’m in the Tome of Beasts bumping 5th Edition
Maps so empty need a center-sea
Twenty sided die sitting next to me
Cut that Big baddy into skinny pieces
Then we save the day man PCs are crazy!
You talking fun, need a hearing aid?
Switch it up, hit the GM showcase
DMnastics, lift everyday
Mainprize one-shots are insane
Look what you've done
Your a well rounded DM
You’ll be #1
Thanks to Chris, Mark and Caleb
Storytime is killin’ it
Legends from Aatos steal the show like a bandit
Rich Howard, from the depths, deep sea adventures
Now we hit the deep no fear we’re the trenchers
Chris is remembered, but not gone!
Riders of Shemish hear this song
They’re on a Mission from Gods
We don't pray for Cruroar, we just pray for Torgk
Voyage on the Unending Sea
Son’Zean’s journal entries killin me
Madness going on in the de-e-eep
Then they got the lamp, they survived! Crazy!
You talking crazy? that’s the price they paid
Alternate timeline, magic dead
Switch up my style, low magic setting
Spirit Charmer is Just beginning
Look what you've done
I’m a well rounded DM
5 stars! #1
Thanks Mitch, Neal and Ian
Look what you’ve done
Your a well rounded DM
You’ll be #1
Thanks to Chris, Mark and Caleb
Major points contributing to DM being the worst player:
- Players look to you for rules lawyering, not the DM of the current session.
- You play the spotlight hog/leader of the PC's without them really appointing you to that position. Default, go to a support/healing class unless the group asks you to do otherwise.
- You outrightly disagree with a homebrew rule of your current DM or frequently blurt out things like "well that's not how we do it at my table..."
Major points that make DMs the Best player:
- DM is busy with RP'ing story with another player, but yet another player has a rules question. You can help them find their rules for their ability/feat/class/spell while the DM is busy actually propelling the story with other PC's.
- You appreciate how much time goes into writing story, try to come with a character backstory and invest yourself in the DM's story as you would hope your players would for your games.
- Don't be a hypocrite. If you don't like people playing on their phones at your table, don't be that guy at someone else's table. Lead by example, and be the player that you wished your players were. Then new players and less serious players might follow your lead and get more into the game.
Also, here are the lyrics to "Well-rounded DM" a DM Exitium Starboy remix.
Are your players in the worst mood? ah
Go to iTunes, hit the DM’s, block
They’ve got advice for you, too ah
To make your homebrew, pop!
Got amazing guests too, ah
Binge the whole show in a week too, yah
Then check them out on Patreon
Block Party Network needs you, ah
Maps so empty need a center-sea
Twenty sided die sitting next to me
Getting ideas from the D-M-B
Then my map is done, you gotta join this Block Party
We’re talking money, need a hearing aid?
Patreon is where you donate
Switch up my style, play a new game
These tips apply to any system!
Look what you've done
I’m a well rounded DM
5 stars! # 1!
Thanks Mitch, Neal and Ian
Every day lifting in the gym, ah
DMnastics, Mainprize test me, ah
Stop all those dirty sheetpeekers, ah
Pockets overweight, gettin' thefty, ah
Foodmage is getting things sloppy, ah
I Come alive when its DM time,
No competition, you gotta really listen
I’m in the Tome of Beasts bumping 5th Edition
Maps so empty need a center-sea
Twenty sided die sitting next to me
Cut that Big baddy into skinny pieces
Then we save the day man PCs are crazy!
You talking fun, need a hearing aid?
Switch it up, hit the GM showcase
DMnastics, lift everyday
Mainprize one-shots are insane
Look what you've done
Your a well rounded DM
You’ll be #1
Thanks to Chris, Mark and Caleb
Storytime is killin’ it
Legends from Aatos steal the show like a bandit
Rich Howard, from the depths, deep sea adventures
Now we hit the deep no fear we’re the trenchers
Chris is remembered, but not gone!
Riders of Shemish hear this song
They’re on a Mission from Gods
We don't pray for Cruroar, we just pray for Torgk
Voyage on the Unending Sea
Son’Zean’s journal entries killin me
Madness going on in the de-e-eep
Then they got the lamp, they survived! Crazy!
You talking crazy? that’s the price they paid
Alternate timeline, magic dead
Switch up my style, low magic setting
Spirit Charmer is Just beginning
Look what you've done
I’m a well rounded DM
5 stars! #1
Thanks Mitch, Neal and Ian
Look what you’ve done
Your a well rounded DM
You’ll be #1
Thanks to Chris, Mark and Caleb