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Post by dm_mainprize on Jan 25, 2016 1:29:39 GMT
Post your questions and I will answer them for a bonus pod! anything goes, inquiries including the word beard will receive priority treatment.
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Post by DM Mitch on Jan 25, 2016 4:31:58 GMT
You asked for it...
1) An old bearded priest of Pelor fell into the bottom of the well of a church.
The well is 20 inches deep.
At day time, the old Pelorian priest climbs 5-inches but when at dark he slips back 4 inches.
In how many days will the priest come out of the well ?
2) What is the best punchline to this knock knock joke?
- Knock Knock?
-Who's There?
-Bearded Mindflayer drinking a Smoothie?
-Bearded Mindflayer drinking a Smoothie Who?
-(Your answer here)
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Post by ino on Jan 25, 2016 7:05:54 GMT
If you were (are) a dwarven character, what subtype of dwarf would you be? If you had to pick a dwarven specific prestige class from 3.0/3.5, what would it be and why?
This happened to one of my dwarves, who was a zealot who fought against the orcs to save his people. He lost a hand in combat with a bear. Out of spite, gruumsh regrew an orcish hand and it took his eye as "payment" for his "gift". Attempts to cut off the hand resulted in it painfully regrowing moments later. How would your character react if it was yours? What would your character do?
Edit to include the magic word: a dwarven serial killer has begun hunting other dwarves and "scalping their beards". This lunatic dwarf has an oversized axe, shaved all but a Mohawk, filed his teeth to fangs, cut his mouth to open wider, and has purposefully burned off his own beard with acid! HOW DO U PROTECT YOUR BEARD?!?!
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Post by friartook on Jan 25, 2016 17:08:47 GMT
What were you doing with yourself during your "absence" from the DM-Nastics segment?
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Post by joatmoniac on Jan 25, 2016 18:35:24 GMT
What were you doing with yourself during your "absence" from the DM-Nastics segment? While I already know the answer to this, it is a pretty intriguing story. What is the weirdest prank you have ever done? What kind of music do you listen to? Any favorite bands or songs? If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up? |
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Samuel Wise
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Posts: 989
Favorite D&D Class: Warlock
Favorite D&D Race: Mousefolk
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Post by Samuel Wise on Jan 25, 2016 22:57:19 GMT
Let C be the smooth curve r(t)=(2cos(t))I+(2sin(t))j+(3-2cos^3(t))k, oriented to be traversed counterclockwise around the z-axis when viewed from above. Let S be the piecewise smooth cylindrical surface x^2+y^2=4, below the curve for z greater than or equal to 0, together with the base disk in the xy-plane. Note that C lies on the cylinder S and above the xy-plane. Verify Equation F=(y^2+z^2)I+(x^2+z^2)j+(x^2+y^2)k in Stokes' Theorem for the vector field F=yi-xj+x^2k.
Just Kidding!
1. Do you like white chocolate? If so, why? If not, why?
2. What is your favorite DMnastics to date? What is your favorite response within that DMnastics?
3. What is your favorite video game? What plot hook can you make from that game?
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Post by DM Chris on Jan 26, 2016 1:46:38 GMT
Can you tell me more great things about trader Joe's??
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Post by DM Exitium on Sept 26, 2017 12:29:16 GMT
Simple, what length comb do you use to trim the side of your beard or do you go the scissors route?
Bonus: do you ever wear your beard in heavy braids like a dwarf?
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