Post by galakan on May 24, 2017 23:23:04 GMT
So, in my latest campaign one of the players decided to be a noble who left his family to take up the mystical arts. Of course I had to then make them go BACK to his home province for dramatic reasons. When they arrive I had the party meet a bard who delivered the following sing-song message...I got kinda carried away but their faces were worth it when it started playing.
Lyrics by me and the background music is from the musical Hamilton. I apologize in advance for my not the greatest singing.
drive.google.com/open?id=0Bxvr0LuIAQvfa2hraWpTdzRYcjg
Lyrics
You said
You're through with our family and you'll never play in our games.
You cry
Tucking your tail to the isle and forgetting your claims
Yet hear you are
Cavorting with kings but my spies just don't know why
Let's be perfectly clear
Remember despite our estrangement, I'm your dad
You came back, soon you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me
You came back, time will tell
How much my money may just serve you well.
I don't require, much at all
I'm just inviting you to my ball
And if push, comes to shove
I'll dispatch a full unit of soldiers to remind you of my love
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da…
You said our love was draining and you can't go on
You'll see you can't avoid being my son
No don't change the subject
Cus I'm not having fun yet.
You're my sweet, eclectic cubletr
And you'll come back, into my arms yet
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever…..
You came back, unlike before
We have more money than you bargained for
You'll get love, you'll get praise
And I'll love you 'til my dying days
With you gone, I'll go mad
Just don't throw away the things we had
Cus if push, comes to shove
I will kill your new found family
To remind you of my love
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat—
Everybody!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da da
Dat dat da ya da!
Lyrics by me and the background music is from the musical Hamilton. I apologize in advance for my not the greatest singing.
drive.google.com/open?id=0Bxvr0LuIAQvfa2hraWpTdzRYcjg
Lyrics
You said
You're through with our family and you'll never play in our games.
You cry
Tucking your tail to the isle and forgetting your claims
Yet hear you are
Cavorting with kings but my spies just don't know why
Let's be perfectly clear
Remember despite our estrangement, I'm your dad
You came back, soon you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me
You came back, time will tell
How much my money may just serve you well.
I don't require, much at all
I'm just inviting you to my ball
And if push, comes to shove
I'll dispatch a full unit of soldiers to remind you of my love
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da…
You said our love was draining and you can't go on
You'll see you can't avoid being my son
No don't change the subject
Cus I'm not having fun yet.
You're my sweet, eclectic cubletr
And you'll come back, into my arms yet
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever…..
You came back, unlike before
We have more money than you bargained for
You'll get love, you'll get praise
And I'll love you 'til my dying days
With you gone, I'll go mad
Just don't throw away the things we had
Cus if push, comes to shove
I will kill your new found family
To remind you of my love
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat—
Everybody!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da da
Dat dat da ya da!